Springfield’s most popular resident certainly has a way with words. Here are a few of his best pearls of wisdom:
Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed.
You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
I don’t have to be careful. I got a gun.
What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
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